Where IS "bob's interview"?!

The Rules:

I am partying in my UNCLASSIFIED ABOVEGROUND HOUSE, which is now aboard Yokoi's borrowed alien spacecraft of some kind.

Wee still cannot find you.
Wee still miss you.
BUT you still cannot defeat me. ;]

This is my ???? day Alien Space Party to you, Bob!

It's still not official!

4-8 hours = ???? Bob days?

1 GLCA Day = ??? seconds?

BORING!

I just don't understand! Have I done something wrong?
What the hell is your problem, bob? Don't stop the party!
Why do you have to be such a party crasher, BOB!?

He's just mad because he doesn't have a ticket to E3!

I've got to do something about this! I feel terrible!

Bob, DON'T WORRY!
I am officially letting you borrow my E3 2009 pass!

Email unnecessary, I already know you will be there!
Bring a camera! Goes until ???
Location: You know where! (L.A. Convention Center, in case you don't know!)

;]

The Rules:

I am tired, evil-ish, and locked into my chair, which is inside of my room that is now aboard Yokoi's borrowed alien spacecraft of some kind.

On day 7 the "E3 2009" event will begin.

Wee cannot find you.
Wee miss you.
BUT you cannot defeat me. ;]

I AM STILL WAITING BOB!

I- GLCA -legendary director of the greatest video interview ever made,
hereby challenge BOB in the what is defiantly NOT the first "E3 2009" Video Interview!

I'll see you there on day 7, BOB!

It turns out it was, in fact, Yokoi AND his group of cute doggies.

HAHAHA!

Bob WILL come to E3 and do my interview!
That pathetic fool!! He has NO idea who he is messing with!

I am GoingLongCA. You can't even hold a candle to my POWER!!

I will interview you in 5 days, BOB!

THAT is what will happen!!

Turns out that stomach ache was just caused by pure evil building up in me... or was... no...the computer...it...was...NO! SHUT UP!

Oh yes... OH YES BOB!!

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2009-05-28 (Stage 0002 - The Stomach Ache)
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SATIRE! Uneventful average guy protesting LIVE!

Over 12 days ago, I attempted to contact "bob". I explained to him that I had worked for several hours on a script for my video, and that I wanted to upload the video to
the internet for all of the forum to see. "bob" NEVER responded, and I emailed myself back and forth about 50 times discussing what could have possibly happened.
After doing an underground check of my ISP, I teleconferenced with myself to discuss the video.
I wanted to see it. This culminated in a meeting with myself in the mirror, in my bathroom.

At the meeting, I barely even bothered to look at the script I had written. I was advised to just patiently wait for "bob's" reply,
and assured myself that he would do what he could to make sure my email was quickly read and accepted.

Why is my email being left mysteriously unanswered, "bob"?

I am publicly begging an American Man with a Japanese style protest to let me video tape what I require (and meet requirements for)
to legitimately finish my movie in a way that costs him nothing, puts him at only slight risk, and makes him licensing money...er... friendship. As I've said from the very beginning,
My goal is to release a video of me interviewing "bob" straight to the internet for free, with a possible bonus DVD release down the road.
If I cannot legitimately finish my movie, the only option left to fulfill this goal is to release a video of me interviewing an impostor "bob" figure
or one of "bob's" friends. There has never been a true VIDEO INTERVIEW released starring "bob".

I like "bob"!

The last thing I want to do is release my video in a way that might damage him.

I've tried a few things, and it's gotten me nowhere. I have done nothing wrong.

He's a GAMER! All gamers love E3. He's going and I must meet him! He can even borrow my pass, I don't care! I just need that video!

News of my protest has now reached several gaming sites. This means that "bob" is becoming aware of what I have done- and he is beginning to receive a great deal of negative PR on his home front lawn.

Also I...I... ughh.... holy crap I have a serious stomach ache.... err....

Maybe some.... who was that....?

No...no that didn't help at all. I feel....I feel...

THE VIDEO IS TREMENDOUSLY GOOD. IT'S EXTRAORDINARY! IT MIGHT GET A MILLION VIEWERS! I'VE BARELY SHOWN ANYTHING AT ALL FOR A REASON.
I'M NOT GOING TO SPOIL IT TO PROVE IT TO YOU. YOU WILL FIND OUT WHEN IT'S FINISHED. I AM TELLING THE TRUTH! IT'S GREAT! ARE YOU HONESTLY
GOING TO FORCE ME TO RELEASE IT WITH OUT "BOB"? ARE YOU INSANE?! THE MOVIE IS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!

I really need to get out of here. This stomach ache just won't go away!
I'm starting to become paranoid that there's some kind of low quality camera hidden in my couch.
I can't shake this feeling that I'm being watched. Crazy, I know. What am I thinking?

I HAVE PROOF OF THE MEETING!! HIS BUSINESS CARD.

I cannot finish my video interview with "bob" until he replies to my email request. I was supposed to receive a decision promptly before E3, which is now in exactly 1 week! It has been 12 days!

I don't really know what else to do!
I'm beginning to think someone at Robert Pelloni LC is insanely jealous they didn't think of it first and
wants to keep me from interviewing "bob". I've got my eye on that "bob" guy, he's suspicious for sure!
I heard he stays up for days at a time working on "bob's game" and then sends out small but extremely fun demos of it on fan forums or something.. I'm onto you, "bob"! ;]

The Rules:

I cannot leave this emerald room. The door is locked and barricaded from the inside.
I am sleeping on a couch behind the camera, and yes- I've got a refrigerator. Food is delivered once a week by a guy named Reggie!
I have complete internet access, plenty of television, and many game consoles including those "bob" is developing on.
I can receive and send email on my iPhone, so I can get "bob's" reply and meet him at E3.
The Stage counter will jump at random increments a day, and it will probably never display hints or secret messages.

This is my one week protest to "bob"!

All I need is for him to allow me to take a video of him being interviewed!

I sent the email request to "bob"- almost THIRTEEN DAYS ago- to ask for a video interview with him.
I waited and waited... I sat up half the night and had a face-to-face meeting with myself in the mirror.
I asked TechNick, and he sent me to gBev.
I talked to gBev, and he said to talk with TechNick!
The agreement that I made with myself states that I will receive a decision in 4-5 hours. It has been 12 days!
I fulfill all the requirements- I'm a mentally stable man with a job at a commercial address.
When "bob" decides to accept my offer to meet and interview him I will end my protest.

I worked on this email for five hours because I wanted to meet "bob" and get a good interview with him, for all of the forum to see.
I'm not about to give up just because some stubborn email client fails to send the message or I am accidentally deleting my emails!
I want an answer, and I want to hear it from the top.
Will theman of talent at Robert Pelloni LC- the one with passion and ideas of his own- dismiss mine?

I REALLY WANT TO FINISH THIS VIDEO INTERVIEW!

I need your help! Please let Nintendo know if you would like to play "bob's game!"
That way, "bob" will be pleased and will choose to accept my offer!

I don't need a DVD movie publisher, that's not the issue. I must be able to film bob at E3 2009 and ask him some witty and pressing questions that he was completely unprepared for.
I'm not asking "bob" to publish my video- he isn't a publisher for video interviews. Many BGF members are interested in an interview.
All I'm asking from him is that he allow me to film him answering my questions that I need to make my video.

There is no cost to him whatsoever- in fact, they would be profiting from the love and respect, gained from every view of the video!
I'm a bit frustrated with the process- Why is my video camera with a full, complete, polished, high-quality
lens being treated any differently than the hundreds of studios putting out "Fluffy Banana's Movie Franchise?"

The issue is something else entirely. Someone at Robert Pelloni LC doesn't like this project, because it blurs the line between fan and friend.
In the past, if you wanted to make videos you got a job at MGM Studios- and worked on filming a part of a shoe.
I wanted to make the whole thing. What's wrong with that?

Nobody has ever single-handedly created a video interview about "bob". How do I know that? I told myself!
It's a special case- an industry first- and it's going to take him wanting the extra initiative and making a move.
In other words, he's going to need some convincing. Can I drive there and negotiate? I asked that already. He still didn't write back.

There have been petitions from fans towards "bob" in the past that have fallen on deaf ears, such as the "Sign here if you hate bob" online campaign.
The only tools I have on my side are a duck tape and my email client. I had to do something that has recently been done before. How can I show "bob" I'm serious?
A violent yet passive protest to an American man- recorded on webcam once per day, by a high-profile independent movie maker.

I plan on staying in here seven days or more, so we'll see where it goes. The lease on my house might have to be extended.
Solitary confinement isn't exactly pleasant. I'm working 16 hour days with no human contact.
If I'm not mad yet, I will be! Of course, that'll only make the sequel better.. ;]

My site gets several viewers a day, including many prominent guys who are interested in "bob".
He's definitely aware of what I'm doing, and he's probably hoping that it'll blow over or that I'll give up. I won't, of course.
The longer this goes on, the more interesting it becomes.
I'm not wrong, and it will work.

I'll see you there on day 7, BOB!
;]

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Please contact me if you are Robert Pelloni
and would like to offer me an interview.
YOU REALLY SHOULD GIVE ME A BIG TIME SLOT!